I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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