**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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