..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
That accounts for only three of the penises
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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