I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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