I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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