I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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