Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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