I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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