Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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