i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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