i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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