Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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