at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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