Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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