elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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