he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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