Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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