There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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