I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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