HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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