That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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