If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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