I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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