Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too

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(810): View more from Michigan

i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS

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