Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
false alarm. still invincible.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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