have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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