What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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