two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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