Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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