are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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