I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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