Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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