a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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