can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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