can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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