Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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