Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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