I like my sex mixed with concussions.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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