NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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