He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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