she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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