dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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