your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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