My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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