I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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