I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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