Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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