Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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