you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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