If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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