Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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