I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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