I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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