Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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